Jasper started discussing his stuffed animals and whether they had names. He announced that his cat was named Flossy, and the lamb was called Ibis. I asked why the lamb was called Ibis, and he said "Because it has two eyes: one, two three. And he has a big round chest, and he has two feet, and two ears, and two claws." I asked why the cat (previously known as Kitty) was called Flossy, and he said, "Because that's why he has two paws."
Also: The other day I was talking or working or doing something, and Jasper was asking me to tell a story or something, and he did that thing where he asks 5 times in a row nonstop. Then he said to me "Adam, do you hear me talking?" Boy, do the things we say come back to haunt us.
Finally, yesterday I sneezed. Gus said "Bless you," and Jasper said, "Get zoontight, and salud."
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